* American vice-president Dick Cheney is a shape-shifting blood-drinking Satanist reptilian alien (this would actually explain a lot when one thinks about it).
* As in They Live, aliens already rule our planet — all our political leaders are in fact shape-shifting reptiles (which again would explain a lot).
* The aliens run our planet via a secret organization called the Illuminati, which in turn consists of several smaller cells.
* The reptilian aliens have their origin in when the Biblical Eve had children with the Serpent (the Devil in disguise, remember?).
* The Illuminati used to be the Knights Templar.
* Proof of this can be found throughout the streets of London where the aliens have left us clues in the guise of lots (and we mean lots) of statues of dragons bearing shields with St George crosses on them.
* The Illuminati regularly meet a place called Bohemian's Grove in Los Angeles where they slurp at cocktails and munch down canapes before ritually sacrificing big-breasted blonde women in the basement below whilst wearing long robes and chanting stuff.
* The Secret Service is in on this — in fact, some of them are aliens as well!
* There is an underground tunnel system beneath the entire United States which is used to transport VIPs from place to place.
* The U.S. government employs psychics who can see into the future to spy on its citizens.
* David Icke is right — about everything!
Now to be honest I was never quite sure while watching The Brandon Corey Story whether the film-makers were taking the piss as the Brits say, or not.
This "documentary" is all patently made up and clearly a hoax — but the film-makers' intentions are unclear: do they expect us to take it seriously, or just treat it as a piece of fiction? I don't know. I think we're supposed to take the general gist – the bits about the Satanist aliens — seriously, but discard the whole "Brandon Corey was a real person" specifics. But I'm not quite sure — there are some real kooks out there.
Still, The Brendan Corey Storey is hugely entertaining, but for all the wrong reasons I suppose, it being filled to the brim with unintentional laughs. Or is it?